Wednesday, October 14, 2015

EuroTrip 2015

Overview

Sometime around two years ago, Kayla and I (along with Wyatt, Magnolia, Alex, Carrie, and a few others) started planning an epic European vacation, something long and going through multiple countries, centered around Oktoberfest in Munich. It took us a few months to do research, 4 months to put a rough plan together, then another 8 months to book all the different lodgings and coordinate our group. The trip went about as smoothly as any of us could have hoped for and the things we saw and did were amazing. :)

In the end, here are the overall stats:
  • Cost: $7000. We spent $4100 before the trip on travel/lodging bookings and the rest during the trip. We only went slightly over budget.
  • Duration: 14 full days in Europe, 16 if you count flying from/to the states.
  • Distance traveled: Approximately 2000km/1200mi within Europe.
  • Places visited: Prague, Plzen, Munich, Lindau, Zurich, Vienna, Kutna Hora. Also the airports in: Oslo, Dusseldorf, and Stockholm.
  • People joining us:
    • Wyatt & Magnolia were with us for most of the trip, with the exception of Zurich (they went to Budapest instead)
    • Alex & Carrie were in Munich with family and we only saw them on the 24th and 25th.
    • Tyler and the rest of his family were on the same flight in as us, and joined us in Prague and Munich, but then stayed in Germany and most of them flew back before we did.
  • Beer drunk: unknown but large amount. I estimate that we averaged about a liter a beer per person per day, which puts the trip total for Kayla and me at about 28 liters of beer.

So here’s our journey....

Red markers are the places we stayed, yellow are places we visited by train, green are the airports and flights.

Sunday, September 20th – 21st  - We fly to Europe!

  • Uber to Wyatt & Magnolia’s downtown LA.
  • Lunch at Cole’s.
  • Drinks at The Falls bar.
  • Uber from Wyatt & Magnolia’s to LAX.
  • Met all the Frenzels at the gate.
  • Flew 9 hours and 25 minutes!
  • Went through border control @ Oslo Gardermoen Airport
  • Flew 2 hours!
  • Arrive at Prague Airport.
  • No ubers at 10pm, so we took a taxi (only 675czk = $28)
View from our hotel room!
  • Late dinner sandwiches at fast food place by the Charles Bridge.
  • Randomly stumbled into Bar Legend 13 underground bar. Small place, but fun.

Tuesday, September 22nd - First day in Prague

  • Hotel Breakfast
    • Alley of shops
    • Prague Castle Dungeon
    • Beer with the Frenzels
    • Cathedral
    • Palace
Kayla in front of the Cathedral @ Prague Castle
View from Charles Bridge (That's the castle in the background)

  • Looked at the astronomical clock and spent some time on the big square.
    • Watched goofy Finnish street performer doing juggling tricks.
  • Bought tickets for a classical music concert at the Cathedral of St. Clement
  • Visited O’Che’s - a very weird Che Guevara-themed Irish Pub.
Tyler, Kara, Justin, me at O'Che's
  • Concert at the Cathedral of St. Clement
    • String quartet + cathedral organ (awesome!)
    • Ave Maria
    • Vivaldi’s Four Seasons
    • Random Bach, Beethoven, and others...
    • Sketchy host, clearly predatory towards tourists.
    • Bill had tax + service included, but illegally stated that service was not included.
From left: Magnolia, Tyler, me, Brandon, Hannah, Justin, Kara, Wyatt
  • Taxis to Vinárna U Sudu, underground cellar bar across the river.
    • Labyrinthine, several underground chambers.
    • Very very smoky, all of our clothes smelled like cigarettes afterwards.

Wednesday, September 23rd - Travel day to Munich, with a stop in Plzen

  • Hotel breakfast
  • Tram to Praha Hl. N.
  • Our only fancy train – SC 512 Pendolino -  Prague to Plzen
    • Free champagne, water, coffee, and sandwiches.
    • No other train we went on after had such service :(
Nice train!
    • Giant copper fermentation tanks
    • 9km of underground cooling/aging tunnels.
    • Delicious unfiltered, unpasteurized Pilsner from oak barrels.
    • Brewery Tour ran late, so we had to rush back to the train station.
  • Confusion over train numbers, jumped on EC 352 (actually EC 350) to Munich.
  • Train runs over an hour late.
  • Tried to get Uber, a driver named “Elvira” cancels. :(
    • Hilariously, another time Wyatt & Magnolia tried to get an uber, they got the same driver and she canceled on them again!
  • Met Sandra, our awesome AirBnB host, drop stuff off at the apartment.
    • Super comfortable place to stay, the neighborhood (Schwabing West) was cool too.
Our street in Munich
  • Ate a delicious dinner at the Italian Restaurant Mediterranee by our apartment.

Thursday, September 24th  - Oktoberfest!

  • Uber to Marienplatz, met the Duddy’s, Cliff, and associated party.
  • Beers at the Augustiner Restaurant near Marienplatz.
  • Walked, then took a free metro to tent area
  • Oktoberfest!
    • Eat/drink at a table at Paulaner tent for a long time
This is what Oktoberfest looks like.
    • Everyone separates
    • Ferris wheel with Wyatt & Magnolia.
On the Ferris Wheel. Oktoberfest is a giant carnival with BEER.
    • Found Frenzels, ended up in a different tent - Schützen-Festzelt
    • Drank heavily
    • Taxi back to apartment

Friday, September 25th - Relaxing in Munich

The design museum exhibits were awesome.
Fun with shutter speed @ Cafe BarCelona
The bookshop was fun.
Thali @ Restaurant Sitar

Saturday, September 26th – Travel day to Zurich + The Island of Lindau

  • Splitting up with Wyatt & Magnolia - they went to Budapest instead of Zurich.
    • Had to reroute Wyatt & Magnolia through Salzburg due to migrant crisis/border control.
  • Cleaned up/left keys for Sandra.
  • Delicious breakfast at Café Joon on Theresienstrasse.
Tiny cactus at Cafe Joon
  • Metro to Munich Hbf
We saw military vehicles being transported by train through Germany
  • Nice train to Lindau Hbf.
    • It’s a train station on an island! awesome!
  • Lunch at Eddi’s Pizza.
  • Wandering around.
St. Stephan's Church on Lindau
Relaxed dinner on Lindau

Sunday, September 27th – Zurich is expensive!

Baked egg thing!
    • Cool Alois Carigiet exhibit
    • Stained glass & religious artifacts exhibition
    • Photography exhibit showcasing working classes across time
    • Archeology exhibit had fascinating artifacts from pre-historic Zurich-area people.
At the Zurich National Museum
  • Walk to old town/Altstadt.
  • Lots of wandering around, kept being amazed at how expensive everything is.
    • We had Alpine Venison & Wild Boar!
  • Walked around Zurich Hbf train station (pretty much a mid-sized mall)
  • Went to Migros Market for groceries, one of the few local markets open on Sundays.
We ate in our hotel room a lot on this part of the trip.

Monday, September 28th – Lake Zurich ferry, gallery

  • Market breakfast in the hotel room (instant coffee, cold cuts, croissants)
  • Lake Zurich Ferry tour (free with our Eurail passes)
    • Ferry goulash & beer (20CHF = $20, yikes)
Lake Zurich was cold!
Damien Hirst @ Vertes Moderne
  • Street food lunch (Doner Kebab & Sandwich)
  • Dinner with Alex's sister Erin at her apartment (around Oerlikon neighborhood).
    • Thanks for the chicken soup and the good conversation!
Erin's roommate painted these.

Tuesday, September 29th – Last day in Zurich, zoo, running out of francs

  • Visited the Zurich Zoo.
    • Indoor rainforest biodome was incredible.
    • Amazing (and fairly happy looking) family of elephants with a very large area.
    • Very open, you can see many animals up close.
    • 52CHF = $52 for the two of us… ouch. :(
Baby elephant at the zoo!
  • Went to Beers’n’More upon Erin’s recommendation. Awesome beer shop run by an Irish-born Ethiopian.
    • Bought beer liquor.
  • In the evening, went to Pizzeria Scala in the Italian quarter.
    • Could only afford the cheapest pasta entrees and the cheapest wine :(
    • 80CHF = $80, ouch. :(

Wednesday, September 30th – Travel day from Zurich to Vienna

  • Tram to Zurich Hbf
  • Relaxed at the Zurich Hbf first class lounge (very nice, free with our Eurail passes)
  • Train from Zurich Hbf to ZRH airport.
  • Germanwings flight from ZRH to DUS airport (Dusseldorf).
Germanwings plane goodies.
  • Delayed Germanwings flight from DUS to VIE airport.
Flying over Dusseldorf!
  • Train from VIE to Praterstern Hbf.
  • 20 minute walk to Vienna Inn Apartments.
    • Saw a probable drug deal happening in an alcove.
    • Graffiti on the side of a building said: “All refugees are welcome!” with an anarchy symbol next to it.
  • Sketchy check-in to a Soviet-style decrepit 70’s/80’s apartment building, had to call for late night lockbox keycode, everything was closed.
  • Uber from apartment to Bodeguita El Pulpo, fantastic little restaurant, where we met back up with Wyatt & Magnolia after they had Hugarian adventures in Budapest.
  • After dinner, went to The Match Box - small bar with funny music videos. Cheap drinks.

Thursday, October 1st – Slightly disappointing first day in Vienna

  • Quick market breakfast.
    • Delicious Berliners!
    • Very disappointing - few real artifacts, all documents are bad replicas, very small, kind of expensive for what it is.
    • Coolest part was ringing the bell to get in.
Disappointing :(
  • Tried to go to the Josephinum, but it was closed :(
  • Lunch at Küche 18 - good Chinese food.
  • Uber to the Augarten (allegedly huge 17th century baroque garden with a palace in it)
    • Very disappointing as well, basically a huge park, lots of families with kids.
    • A couple of abandoned flak towers (impressive, but boring)
    • Couldn’t find the palace (seriously!)
Large and useless.
  • Went back to the hotel frustrated, day was kind of a bust.
  • Somewhat swanky, very nice Da Capo Restaurant for dinner.
Even the bathroom door in Da Capo was fancy.
  • Afterwards, wandered over to Blue Bar, a locals spot nearby.
    • Got approached by a very drunk Viennese guy who introduced us to his friends, then got too drunk and left.
    • We ended up talking with a local student nurse named Anna who was 19 years old and very jovial. She also chain smoked her hand-rolled cigarettes the ENTIRE TIME. (Probably smoked half a pack worth in 3 hours). She also bought us a round of some sort of peach schnapps shots.

Friday, October 2nd – Better time in Vienna

  • Kayla prepared a local breakfast with groceries from the previous day in our apartment, and we enjoyed it with Wyatt & Magnolia.
  • Walked to Praterstern Hbf
  • Train to Vienna Central Cemetery
    • Incredible, huge, and beautiful. Tons of giant sculptures and crypts.
    • Famous classical composer graves - Beethoven, Schubert, Brahms, etc…
Beethoven's grave.
  • Afterwards, found a fantastic restaurant called Schloss Concordia in an old building.
    • Incredible schnitzel.
Schloss Concordia
  • Train back to Vienna, got off at the central station.
  • Walked to the First American Bar.
    • Only got a couple of drinks, didn’t realize it was happy hour so everything was half off.
    • Had Austrian Trumer Pils!!! (Seemed slightly different from the Berkeley clone)
  • Wyatt & Magnolia went back to their hotel, but Kayla and I kept walking and ended up at the Onyx Bar on Stephansplatz.
    • Kayla and I were slightly underdressed, it was very fancy.
    • Beautiful views, and even though the bar was packed, one of the servers managed to find us a seat by a window, where we enjoyed our drinks for a bit.

Saturday, October 3rd – Travel Day to Prague

  • Check out from Vienna Inn Apartments
  • Uber to Praterstern Hbf
  • S train from Praterstern Hbf to Vienna Hbf
  • Relaxed at the Vienna Hbf OBB First Class Lounge
  • Kayla bought new shoes for 9 euros because her Converse were falling apart.
  • Railjet train (they go 150mph!) from Vienna Hbf to Prague Hl. N.
  • Metro from Prague Hl. N. to Mustek station.
  • Check into Hotel Modrá Růže.
  • Tried to get a reservation at Čestr Restaurant, but we were pretty late so ended up reserving for the following day.
  • Dinner at Kolkovna Restaurant.
    • Wyatt got the giant platter with three kinds of meat and almost finished it.
    • Finished off with plum/pear brandy shots (Slivovice/Hruškovice in Czech)
Classic Pilsner ad in Kolkovna
  • Wandered around Staré Město.
  • Decided to go back to hotel and drink at the bar.
  • Spent the rest of the evening at the hotel bar.
    • The bartender was extremely drunk and jolly, celebrating his Name Day (imieniny). His English was pretty bad, but between my Russian and low-level Czech, we figured out most of what he was saying.
    • He gave us two rounds of free shots of Slivovice his uncle had made at home (essentially 71% alcohol plum moonshine), then convinced us to drink a final round of beers with him. He was also taking photos with a table of middle aged ladies next to us who were also pretty drunk.
    • At the end of the night, he quietly slipped us some free marijuana, which surprised us since it’s less common in Europe.

Sunday, October 4th – Prague & The Bone Church @ Kutná Hora

  • Hotel breakfast (pretty good, but not as great as Hotel Constans on the first leg)
  • Given that our trip was concluding, and the fact that Prague was a cheap city, I resolved to find a new messenger bag/briefcase for work trips, since my existing one was proving too small. We walked around a bunch of stores but didn’t find what I wanted.
  • Visited the delightfully campy and silly Torture Museum.
Ouch
  • Walked to the train station.
  • Train from Prague Hl. N. to Kolin.
    • Rushed but delicious train dining car lunch. Were surprised to find that they partially cook the food on the train itself.
  • Train from Kolin to Kutná Hora.
    • Very very rural area.
    • Kutná Hora train station was in the middle of nowhere.
Rural Czech Republic
  • Walked about a mile to the Sedlec Ossuary.
    • Mind blowing and somewhat creepy place.
    • Bought a bunch of tiny skull-related souvenirs.
These are all REAL human bones.
  • Train back from Kutná Hora to Prague Hl. N.
  • Went to dinner at Čestr Restaurant. Cool menu, great food.
  • Finished the day at the Zombie Bar, which was pretty much empty.
    • Overwhelming list of cocktails.
  • Back to the hotel.

Monday, October 5th – Last day in Prague, and the trip as a whole - beer spa!

  • Hotel breakfast.
  • We wanted to go visit the BeerLand Spa, but unfortunately found out online that everything was booked 3 days ahead. As a last effort, we called the spa directly and they found us a free slot (with the sauna room!) at 2:00pm. Lucked out!
  • Kayla and I went bag shopping for me and after wandering the giant Palladium mall, I finally found one at a Domi/Samsonite store. Hooray!
  • Brunch at the Grand Café Orient.
    • Really good smoked salmon tartare.
    • One of the highlights of the trip. Wish we could have done a two hour session.
Terrible photo of a really good time.
  • Dinner at Agave Restaurant, figured it would be fun to try Mexican food in Europe.
    • Very good food… didn’t taste like Mexican food though. :-p
  • Walked to the Hemingway Bar for one last drink before an early night.
    • Fancy cocktails: Hibiscus Fairy & Aviation Collins
    • Wyatt & Magnolia left early because they were tired.
    • Kayla and I stayed for one more drink, and ended up talking for two hours to a couple of Irish ladies from around Belfast? Very friendly and interesting conversation.

Tuesday, October 6th – Fly back home

  • Woke up at 5:00am & checked out of the hotel.
  • Uber to PRG airport.
    • Hilariously slow due to low battery, driver was trying to save it. A little scary going 45mph on the freeway.
  • Flew 2 hours, from PRG to Stockholm Arlanda airport.
  • Wandered around, Sweden is expensive! 100SEK = $12, water bottles were 30-40SEK = $4-5!!!
  • O’Leary’s Restaurant in Stockholm airport.
  • Flew 10 hours from ARN to LAX.
    • New automated border control at LAX - computer takes your picture and scans your passport, then prints out a crazy looking receipt that you show to the agent. Weird.
  • LAX FlyAway bus to Union Station.
  • Dinner at Traxx Restaurant.
  • Uber back home!

Random Bits, in no particular order

  • Prague was incredible in every way: easily walkable, good public transportation, cheap, beautiful, modern, old, cosmopolitan, great food, fantastic hotels, fantastic service, great people.
  • Munich was great as well: felt familiar, easy to navigate, modern, good public transportation, affordable, kind people, great food.
  • Zurich felt very fancy and extremely cosmopolitan. It also had great food and was easy to navigate. Zurich was also incredibly expensive, everything being almost triple (sometimes even more) than the other cities we went to, and about double USA prices.
  • After learning some German and getting comfortable with basic day-to-day stuff, Swiss German makes no goddamned sense.
  • Vienna had inconvenient public transportation, sketchy neighborhoods, and a lack of sights other than museums. It also felt somewhat economically depressed.
  • Our Eurail passes worked out very well, and taking first class trains everywhere was comfortable and convenient. The first class lounges in the stations were very nice and comfortable to relax in. If we had bought first class train tickets for all the journeys we took, we would have spent over a thousand dollars easily.
  • Huge thanks to Carrie’s dad for covering our nice dinner in Munich.
  • Huge thanks to Erin for cooking us dinner in Zurich.
  • Getting around by train in Europe was easy and pretty comfortable.
    • Google Maps was usually pretty good with figuring out local public transportation and mostly ok with walking directions, but it was AWFUL with regional/cross-border trains. Wrong schedules, missing lines/stops, etc… We ended up utilizing the local train system sites exclusively because they were much more efficient and accurate.
    • SC (SuperCity) trains in the Czech Republic were the nicest, we only rode one. Free champagne, water, coffee, and sandwiches in first class, as well as good free WiFi.
    • RJ (RailJet) and ICE (InterCity Express) trains were the fastest, with nice first class and dining cars. Shitty WiFi usually.
    • IC (InterCity) and EC (EuroCity) weren’t fast, but also had nice first class and dining cars. Also shitty WiFi if there was any at all.
    • S Bahn, Regional, and other trains were generally the bare minimum. Roughly equivalent to Pacific Surfliner Amtrak in the states.
  • We got very used to the high quality European food. Less stomach issues compared to the states, even cheap street food was generally made with good ingredients. Coffee was amazing pretty much everywhere and made even high quality California coffeeshop pale in comparison.
  • We definitely saw some signs of World War II and other wars throughout Czech Republic and Austria (not so much the parts of Germany we were in). A lot of rural Czech & Austrian towns had large abandoned/bombed out factories. Passing by train through Brno in particular looked somewhat post-apocalyptic. Also a cabbie told us that some damage on the National Museum in Prague was from Soviet tanks in 1968.
  • Norwegian Air has a reputation for being hit or miss - either they’re efficient, fairly comfortable, cheap, and easy, or they cancel/delay flights, have non-existent customer service, and have a terrible refund policy. We got lucky on our trip and had no issues whatsoever with them, but who knows for next time.
  • Magnolia has a very severe peanut/lupine/legume allergy, and we were happy to discover that most of the restaurants we went to had allergen information right on their menus, and even if they didn’t, the waiters were always very understanding and did their best to make sure Magnolia was safe.
  • European airport security is different than the US - they’re not as strict with the body/clothing searches beyond a metal detector, but their bag X-Rays are very very thorough, and their agents check everything that looks even remotely suspicious. I don’t think a single European airport that we were in had us take off our shoes, unlike the US.
  • Communication/phone service was problematic. Given our experience last time, I opted to buy international SIM cards for Kayla and me to use in Europe. They’re pay-as-you-go and allegedly work better than roaming carriers. I used KnowRoaming and Kayla used OneSimCard since she has a CDMA/GSM phone on Verizon and KnowRoaming doesn’t support it.
    • We both paid roughly $150-175 over the course of the trip, using almost exclusively data, communicating using Facebook Messenger.
    • Making calls was OK, but there was a callback process and the connection had a huge delay.
    • I could send and receive SMS messages (though it was very slow), but Kayla couldn’t send any (awful!)
    • Wyatt & Magnolia had the best service - they use T-Mobile and seem to have the best overall phone experience, even back in the states.

Sunday, September 2, 2012

On Isla Vista...

Sometime around this week eight years ago, I was moving into a house in Isla Vista for the first time, not knowing that I would spend five years of my life there. Over the past couple of days I've been working on a mix of a song about Isla Vista by my band Knifey Spoony so it got me thinking about it a bit.

Isla Vista conjures up so many visceral responses from pretty much anyone that ever spent time there. I think if you got a group of those people together (myself included), most people would react with a mixture of nostalgia, horror, sexual arousal, and probably a mild drug flashback. For many of us, this was the first taste of complete independence in our lives - away from our parents, our home towns, our baggage.

Las Vegas is generally called "sin city" but I think that title should really be given to Isla Vista. Vegas isn't really about sin... it's all a giant scam. They want you to think you can be as devious, perverted, and sinful as you want to be, but the truth is, Vegas is no less monitored, controlled, and manipulated than Disneyland. It's just the rides involve strippers and cards. If you doubt that, try to smoke a joint in one of their clubs, or start cursing loudly at a card table. I've tried both and the consequences are no fun at all.

Isla Vista on the other hand, is truly sinful, like in the Christian sense of the word. Any moral or ethical violation you'd want to commit is not only available to you, everyone around you is indulging with reckless abandon on a daily basis. Stick a shy, awkward computer nerd with no social skills into Vegas, and he'll be terrified after two hours. Stick the same kid into IV and after a few months, he'll be pounding Jägermeister shots while his house is getting wrecked by 60 people he doesn't know, afterwards heading to Freebirds with some girl whose name is a mystery, and finally high-fiving people dressed as giant sperm walking around DP as the sun starts crawling up over the horizon. Not saying this was my exact experience, but you know.... pretty damn close.

Also I think everyone that has lived in IV can agree that after a couple of months there, going to another, more normal place (like your hometown, your parents' house) is incredibly surreal. It certainly was for me. I think the reason for that is that the prevailing attitude in IV is a kind of libertarian selfishness, basically "I'm going to do whatever the hell I want, and fully support you doing whatever the hell you want!" That's why everyone feels like they belong there, and also why the longer you live there, the more fucked up shit you see.

In pretentious retrospect I think IV is a microcosm of the real world and a great place to live while in college, despite all the nonsense (or maybe because of it). You may say "Wait a minute, you just said it was sin city, that's not like the real world at all!" and that's sort of true, but I submit that the only difference between people in IV and the real world is that IV wears its decaying filth on its sleeve. The real world is EXACTLY the same as IV, except it's all dressed up to look otherwise. People just pound shots in bars instead of living rooms, but they're still morons and perverts. And they still have STD's and still cheat on their homework.

There's plenty of opportunities to wreck your life while you're in IV, but most people I know seemed to come out of it for the better. I don't know what kind of person I would have become if I didn't experience what it felt like to become a complete asshole - and how to deal with complete assholes on a daily basis. As backwards as it sounds, I think IV made me respect people more, because you really realize that people are all the same. Anyone can be nice, mean, loving, drunk, high, angry, vindictive, passive aggressive, irresponsible, kind, intelligent, ugly, sexy, funny, stupid, filthy, organized, rich, broke, sad, productive, and everything in between. You get to see people at their best and at their worst there, sometimes in the same day. That nice political science girl you smoked a cigarette with last night? See her walking home in the morning barefoot, with a giant yellow stain on the front of her white dress, crying her makeup off, and about to treat her pounding hangover by pilfering her roommate's Oxycontin stash. It's funny and sad at the same time, but the real kicker is that you might be in a similar boat a week later in IV, and she'll be the one staring wide-eyed at you as you wake up covered in vomit on her lawn, you never know.

Some of you reading this may think I'm delusional - because you hated all the stupid things you experienced, it almost ruined your life, it was gross, etc... and you're not wrong. Most likely though, the reason you feel this way is because you were already an adult, maybe already knew who you were when you lived there. IV's ridiculous, free, excessive environment held no appeal because you didn't need it or had already experienced it elsewhere. But I hope if you read all this, you can see where the rest of us are coming from.

I'll leave you guys with the lyrics to Knifey's anthem to that bizarre place, courtesy of our very own Andrew Hilty, who wrote some pretty spot on words about it.

Isla Vista, no one can compare.
May we pray it wasn’t truth, whatever we discovered there.
Were you my soul’s salvation, or my fall?
You can’t forget a thing you don’t recall

And once I was so sure,
My thoughts were clean and my heart was pure.
But now I know a little too well
That I know you better than I know myself.

Isla Vista, what more can I say?
Somehow I still can’t believe
Your rules will not let me stay.
The Real World is a place I’ve come to fear,
So maybe I will linger one more year.

Day and night I’ll rage...
Hitting on girls who are half my age.
Become a feature of the land,
Or gotta leave now, while I still can.

[chorus]
But I’ll come back to you somehow.
When the music’s up and the sun is
Far below the Crystal Ship.
And then I’ll hear your sacred sound,
Taste your nectar on my lips –
God I love this wretched town.

Isla Vista, don’t you ever change,
And may your memory make me smile
When my priorities rearrange,
But everyone I knew here now is gone
I probably won’t be welcome from now on.
Though once I ruled your streets,
Now I’m just an old nostalgic creep
Raving of the days of my misspent youth,
What you did to me, what I did to you.

Cheers,
-Tim